Life in a Box

I'm pretty drunk right now.

And man, how I've missed LJ! I especially miss Valerie, 'cause she is the love of my life! Hey Valerie! What's up? Im going to come see you this summer, ok? :D

Love you!

Ehrich

Some Christians are actually capable of rational thought.

A rational Christian?

Is that an oxymoron?

In other news, I turned 20 today. Went on a date, ate Mexican food, and I figured we had pretty good chemistry. Don't know if I'll call her back. We shall see.

Mwhahaha

You never hear the word niggardly. What the fuck is up with that?

Here's a little experiment: the next time you're having a conversation with a friend, family member, or complete stranger, throw in the word "niggardly" a few times. Maybe something exciting will occur.

Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	Chicago-style deep dish pizza, Coca-cola	Everything in moderation. And if you're of the 50% of this country's population who is morbidly obese, and you love to gorge on greasy fried foods all day, then you deserve to die. Eat me.
Literary:	Anne Rice, Stephen King, and maybe Robin Cook, once in a blue moon	At least I read.
Audiovisual:	Ballerinas. Or other female dancers.	I get lost in the rhythm of their movements; the way they seem to glide effortlessly across the stage.
Musical:	Cat Stevens	Listening to mom's CD's... he made some decent songs back in the '70s... before the religion of Islam brainwashed him.
Celebrity:	Angelina Jolie	I'm in love with Angelina because she's a goddess

Now I tag:-

celestialstarco matrexius queenlyzard tomluffman and vaelynphi


to complete this same Quiz, Its HERE.

P.S. I want to give a shout out to my homegirl, Valerie: "Wenn wir zwei Ballone oben sind und zusammen unsere Richtung sind, sind Wahrscheinlichkeiten wir fanden die rechte."

Ende

Thank God nobody on my f-list is a stupid and whiny emo punk kid. ;)

What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)
You attract unstable people!
You attract Yuppies!
You attract models!
You attract geeks!
You attract rednecks!
What type of person do you attract? Quizzes for MySpace

-WORK SUCKS!!!
-I hate everyone
-My goal in life now is to have as many children as possible
-I want Barrack Obama to be the president in 2008. The other day, I heard the CNN news anchorwoman say: "Barrack Obama. Is the country ready for an African-American president?"

I felt like slapping the bitch and saying: "What the fuck? Are you still livin' in the 1950's or what?" Stupid bitch.

...by the charming, irreplaceable Miss Val :)

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to list 10 movies: your 5 Favourites & your 5 Guilty Pleasures. Then, pick 5 of your friends and tag them. No tag backs. This explanation should be included. [fyi, the following list is tentative, and by no means set in stone. I really don't have any favorite movies; my taste varies throughout the years]

Top Five Favorites
1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Harold and Maude
3. Annie Hall
4. Amadeus
5. Shawshank Redemption

Top Five Guilty Pleasures
1. Rocky III
2. Killer Klowns from Outer Space
3. The Breastford Wives
4. House of 1000 Corpses
5. Fight Club

I tag: acidburn96, ecar6, evil_genius, matrexius, and queenlyzard. Go knock yourselves out.

Let’s see… since I last updated, not much has happened:

- Our president is still a moron
- As expected, Democrats aren’t doing shit

Oh yeah, and if you haven’t heard already, Evangelical Leaders Join Global Warming Initiative.

I find it odd that creationists are just now starting to worry about the environment. In my opinion, if you’re going to believe the earth was created 6,000 years ago, then you obviously know very little about global warming OR the environment; therefore, how can you respect the environment when you refuse to face up to the facts? The earth has been here BILLIONS of years. Get over it. Idiots.

- I’m sick of hearing about all these fake bitches like Angelina Jolie and Madonna adopting babies from third world countries. Why? Because there are plenty of children in the United States living in poverty who need homes. Yeah, living in a third world country sucks, but I think it’s wrong to take a child out of their native country (and away from their culture) just because you want publicity. AJ and Madonna are not heroes to these children. The real heroes are the doctors and nurses who actually LIVE in Africa and take care of these orphans on a daily basis. And do you see any of these doctors or nurses seeking publicity for what they’re doing? No.

If these bitches wanted to make a difference, then they should use their millions to buy health care for the 37 million people who don’t have it in this country.

anwarweb.net

And if anyone manages to download the video, then please email me ('cause I'm a sick fuck).

I can't believe how much attention the media is giving those three mountain climbers lost up in Oregon. What are three lives compared to hundreds of other people losing theirs daily over in Iraq?

Everyone in this country is obsessed with celebrities, television, or shopping and technology.

Our president is an imbecile. The new guy who's replacing Rumsfeld - Robert Gates - is another moron.

Hey Texas - you're missing your village idiots. Why don't you get them the fuck out of Washington and let someone who knows what the fuck they're doing fix our foreign policy?

I hate this country. I hate living here. I hate America. I can't wait to denounce my citizenship.

God Fuck the USA.



Amen.